Seafield Goss : CNY!

Hey Y'all!
Seafield G***'s are all going back home for the biggest celebration after Christmas...
CNY!!!
WAHOO!!

Finally! No more late-night-stay-ups!
No more CAFFEINE!!
HELLO DECAF!!
(it doesn't really work though)
HELLO SCHOOL AND WORK FREE DAYS!!
THE APOCALYPSE THAT IS KNOWN AS....
CHINESE NEW YEAR HOLIDAYS!!!
ARE YOU ALL EXCITED YET?!
If not, this issue of Seafield G will BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF!!!

*Footage taken from inside our office..our dirty, cluttered, paper-strewn office..man..we could sure use one of those projects the 3J girls are making..
And you'll be wondering..how do the staff live in this kind of environment?!
The truth : It's style.
I'll let you in on a little secret:
You see..if a place is dirty and messed up with paper...people think we do our work.

Wow..everyone looks like zombies.
Pale faces, drooping eyelids..zombiefied.
But that's all about to change...
5..
4..
3..
2..
1.....
RIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!
SCHOOL'S OUT!
GOODBYE ZOMBIES...HELLO LATE-NIGHT VAMPS!
*Cameragirl gets knocked and trampled over by stampede of students*
MY FOOTAGE!!! ARRGH!!!
Oh well..that's why I'm describing it to you now...instead of putting it in a vid.Pretty clever..eh?!
So...how are we going to spend our hols...you ask?
Wisely, of course!
-Shopping
-Arcade
-Cinema
-Mamak Store ( my personal favourite!)
Plying the com till out eyes burst!

Well..we don't see any sense still writing out this issue of Seafield G..
We're already 10 secs short in our hols!
Don't forget to lock up and feed the mascot..

PAI KAM!!

ORANGE!!

As the title says! (is that getting old?!)
Okaay... so my church went for pai kam.. and I went to the place near Sarah's house..which is if you didn't know, USJ 1. And Chris..sorry that we didn't go your house..we went to USJ 1 ,2 and Putra Heights this year.
So..what have I learnt?
1. That Chinese people living in USJ 1 are very paranoid.
2. That we (the church people) look like we're selling oranges, not giving oranges.
3. That Layered Milk tea is AWESOME.
4. That I have to stop eating at the mamak store for my cough and flu to recover.
5. Me, Grace and Alvin have to learn Cantonese to pass the language barrier.
Our experiences?
Refer to no. 1.
PARANOIA!!
When I and Uncle Andrew (let's just call him Andrew 'cos that's what we call him) went from house to house.. there was this particular house..
Okaay... How about I give the *instructions* *ahem* *details* first?
I just said a short speech (can I call it speech?)
Which was..
'Hi! /Hey! We're from a church nearby, and we would like to bless you with some Mandarin oranges for Chinese New Year!'

So when I went to one of the houses..
This old uncle was hearing what I said..
And after I said my speech..
He asked..
'I KNOW YOU PEOPLE. YOU WANT TO SELL STUFF.'
So then Andrew..seeing I was in a crisis, (crisis?) helped me out by saying it was free in Cantonese.
Thanks man!

And others were just plain..
Blur.
Here we were..standing under the hot sun, repeating to them what we were saying..
And all they could do is stare?!
I mean..come on!
You could use this time to give oranges to other houses..
But instead you're waiting for this...person's brain synapses to fire up or at least connect long enough to understand the message.

Others were just plain money-minded.(explained by Grace and Alvin)
They kept telling them they wanted to bless them..
But the people didn't respond.
Then when they shouted out.. 'Free!'
Then only the person came.
FISHSTICKS!!!!
Yeah.. this blog is a bad-language-free blog so I 'censored' it. :)

Del said the Putra Heights people were really paranoid.
One guy asked her for her number.
Poor Del! Haha..
They saw lots of people peeking out of the windows..but when they rang the bell..no-one came out.
Two people were hanging the clothes, but whey they saw us approaching, they hid behind the pillars.
It's so obvious, for goodness' sake.
One lady even asked if there was a bomb inside the mandarins.
SAY WHAT?!
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO PARANOID THESE DAYS?!

And Danny..you'll laugh at his dilemma. (Dilemma? Lemmings?)
His hair is partially dyed brown and he wore the 'Passion And Fire' T-shirt, which is black. Well..in short, he looks like a gangster.
So..when he rang the bell and told the lady about the pai kam, the lady was opening her door.
Then when she saw Dan combing his hair with his fingers..like what junior gangsters normally do.. she slammed the door. SLAMMED.
Hey..don't make my church friends sad!
He was kind of heartbroken.

Lots of similar stories happened to us.

It would take me too long to explain.
Thank God it didn't rain..like Anton said..God! Even if it rains.. I am NOT GOING BACK INSIDE THE CAR!!

And 'cos we finished early.. we went to the mamak store. Well..we went there many times..they practically know us already. Best customers much?
And Grace told Andrew to order Layered Milk Tea. At least..that's what I think it's called..
And now he's addicted to it. Or more like..loves it.
Next week..we're going to try Layered Milk Coffee!
It's similar to the tea except they use coffee.
It's really nice.. you should try it!
Made up of..
1/3 of brown sugar syrup
1/3 of milk
1/3 of tea

Nothing else!
And yes.. I owe Grace a drink..
But Andrew ended up paying.
So now I owe 2 people.
AARGH!
There were some leftover oranges.. so I took some back.
TOO MANY ORANGES!!!
And after we finished the Pai Kam.. it started raining!
Praise The Lord! :)

THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS SATURDAY SCHOOL

Okaay... I said I would post Rohen's group English acting-thingy... but it's postponed to tomorrow 'cos I need to go out for Pai Kam @ church soon. AARGH why does a day only have 24 hours?!
So..Saturday school.
Not bad...except had to wake up at 6!!
Yeah...6?!
And kind of spoilt my day.. but was fun!
Daryl didn't come and neither did Chris..so Geraldine and Sean sat with me.
Thanks guys! *hugs*
At least I'm not lonely now. :)
Managed to finish my project... woodwork. *applause*
Finally! After all these years! *overreacting*
During Seni time..lots of laughs.
Teach helped Kong paint his picture tree... a catan of something scenery-ish.
Then Kong messes up with his other trees..
and then when teach came and saw his painting..
"Aargh! My trees!"
Teach also helped Sean and Geraldine paint some of their stuff..
And meanwhile I'm thinking...
"Hey! How about me? Don't I get to have my painting painted too?"
Ai Mun's painting was awesome too.. it looked like something from autumn season.
Jia Yinn redid hers.. and it's awesome!! But the redo is better. :)
Then school over..
And now I'm typing on the computer.
Short huh?
Well...need to rush! 15 more mins till I have to go!
Bye!

Anime pic!

Well.. I'm proud of it!
Thinking of making a new blog..
Seafield Goss deserves it's own blog!
Anyone in favour please post in my CBOX!

Seafield Goss : YEAH!!! FINALLY THE WEEKEND!

As the title says!
Students may feel like throwing their bags up into the air and shouting!
It's finally the weekend!
Seafield Goss' are all getting ready to go home... for a good cause!
Something to celebrate!
The weekend!
Yes, folks, you totally heard right.
The only cure for post-exam virus.
The break we ( if not we, I ) look forward to.
The...
Weekend!
Okay..enough about the 'weekend'.
What are Seafield G's planning to do for the weekend?
Let's take a look at our fans and Seafield G*** members' personal lives.
*Names have been censored to prevent third-party blackmail.

J.Lim : So..what are you planning to do during this short so called 'holiday'?
Dudette : Shopping, of course! Saturdays and Sundays are the only days I can look forward to. Right now it's all about Sunway Pyramid.

Chris : How about you two?
Girls : Planning to go to a cosplay party! But we still haven't figured out HOW to get the outfits..
J. Lim : Don't worry! I'm sure you will think of SOMETHING.

Chris : How about this guy? Wonder what are his plans?
Guy : Oh.. nothing much. Just planning to go online for 48 HOURS OR TILL MY EYES BURST!

J.Lim : How about you, little dude?
Dude : Improving my blog! There's so much more to type!

There you have it! Our fans and G***ers personal lives!
Right now I'm thinking of the spa..
Got to leave the club room now!
48 hours is a short time..