YAY!

Finally put my hols to good use... went to Ikea today 'cos my parents wanted to buy a new mattress cover... so I bought a new Star Wars book!
*applause*
And I finished reading it in an hour.
Aww!
I want more books!
Nothing much happened recently..as a matter of fact I don't even know why I'm posting this..
Seriously.

SEAFIELD GOSS POST-VALENTINE SPECIAL!!!

Hey Y'all!
Seafield G is back...
WITH A VALENTINE SPECIAL!!!
YOU'D BETTER ENJOY THIS..
AS WE SACRIFICED OUR PRECIOUS HOLS FOR THIS!!!
Okaay...for some of you who dedicated the wrong song to your beloved one.. we're gonna help you out!
After all..you all want to end up like this couple...do you?
WARNING:PG 13

Well...James here SMSes and says,
'Seafield Goss, can I know the meaning of the song, 'You're Beautiful' by James Blunt?'
Hey James, what a coincidence!
We'd better start, as James Blunt is going to sing soon.
No way!
Shh...listen!
'My life is brilliant...'
See..he sang at the wrong time...now he has to sing that line all over again.
Okay James? Take it away!

My life is brilliant..
I'm very smart.
My love is pure..
I never did 'that one' before.
I saw an angel..
My house is haunted.
I'm very sure..
I'm very sure.
She smiled at me at the subway..
There's someone stalking me on the MRT.
She was with another man..
She's a chickopeh.
But I won't lose sleep all night 'cos I've got a plan..
My mattress very comfortable.
You're Beautiful..
You're very pretty.
You're Beautiful..
You're very pretty.
You're Beautiful, it's true..
I not bluffing.
I saw your face, in a crowded place..
You're also quite fat, 'cos so many people and I still can see you.
But I don't know what to do..
'Cos I got no food.
'Cos I'll never be with you.
I'm scared you eat me up.

Don't dedicate this song, James!
Later you kena tampar then how?!

Seafield Goss : CNY!

Hey Y'all!
Seafield G***'s are all going back home for the biggest celebration after Christmas...
CNY!!!
WAHOO!!

Finally! No more late-night-stay-ups!
No more CAFFEINE!!
HELLO DECAF!!
(it doesn't really work though)
HELLO SCHOOL AND WORK FREE DAYS!!
THE APOCALYPSE THAT IS KNOWN AS....
CHINESE NEW YEAR HOLIDAYS!!!
ARE YOU ALL EXCITED YET?!
If not, this issue of Seafield G will BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF!!!

*Footage taken from inside our office..our dirty, cluttered, paper-strewn office..man..we could sure use one of those projects the 3J girls are making..
And you'll be wondering..how do the staff live in this kind of environment?!
The truth : It's style.
I'll let you in on a little secret:
You see..if a place is dirty and messed up with paper...people think we do our work.

Wow..everyone looks like zombies.
Pale faces, drooping eyelids..zombiefied.
But that's all about to change...
5..
4..
3..
2..
1.....
RIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!
SCHOOL'S OUT!
GOODBYE ZOMBIES...HELLO LATE-NIGHT VAMPS!
*Cameragirl gets knocked and trampled over by stampede of students*
MY FOOTAGE!!! ARRGH!!!
Oh well..that's why I'm describing it to you now...instead of putting it in a vid.Pretty clever..eh?!
So...how are we going to spend our hols...you ask?
Wisely, of course!
-Shopping
-Arcade
-Cinema
-Mamak Store ( my personal favourite!)
Plying the com till out eyes burst!

Well..we don't see any sense still writing out this issue of Seafield G..
We're already 10 secs short in our hols!
Don't forget to lock up and feed the mascot..

PAI KAM!!

ORANGE!!

As the title says! (is that getting old?!)
Okaay... so my church went for pai kam.. and I went to the place near Sarah's house..which is if you didn't know, USJ 1. And Chris..sorry that we didn't go your house..we went to USJ 1 ,2 and Putra Heights this year.
So..what have I learnt?
1. That Chinese people living in USJ 1 are very paranoid.
2. That we (the church people) look like we're selling oranges, not giving oranges.
3. That Layered Milk tea is AWESOME.
4. That I have to stop eating at the mamak store for my cough and flu to recover.
5. Me, Grace and Alvin have to learn Cantonese to pass the language barrier.
Our experiences?
Refer to no. 1.
PARANOIA!!
When I and Uncle Andrew (let's just call him Andrew 'cos that's what we call him) went from house to house.. there was this particular house..
Okaay... How about I give the *instructions* *ahem* *details* first?
I just said a short speech (can I call it speech?)
Which was..
'Hi! /Hey! We're from a church nearby, and we would like to bless you with some Mandarin oranges for Chinese New Year!'

So when I went to one of the houses..
This old uncle was hearing what I said..
And after I said my speech..
He asked..
'I KNOW YOU PEOPLE. YOU WANT TO SELL STUFF.'
So then Andrew..seeing I was in a crisis, (crisis?) helped me out by saying it was free in Cantonese.
Thanks man!

And others were just plain..
Blur.
Here we were..standing under the hot sun, repeating to them what we were saying..
And all they could do is stare?!
I mean..come on!
You could use this time to give oranges to other houses..
But instead you're waiting for this...person's brain synapses to fire up or at least connect long enough to understand the message.

Others were just plain money-minded.(explained by Grace and Alvin)
They kept telling them they wanted to bless them..
But the people didn't respond.
Then when they shouted out.. 'Free!'
Then only the person came.
FISHSTICKS!!!!
Yeah.. this blog is a bad-language-free blog so I 'censored' it. :)

Del said the Putra Heights people were really paranoid.
One guy asked her for her number.
Poor Del! Haha..
They saw lots of people peeking out of the windows..but when they rang the bell..no-one came out.
Two people were hanging the clothes, but whey they saw us approaching, they hid behind the pillars.
It's so obvious, for goodness' sake.
One lady even asked if there was a bomb inside the mandarins.
SAY WHAT?!
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO PARANOID THESE DAYS?!

And Danny..you'll laugh at his dilemma. (Dilemma? Lemmings?)
His hair is partially dyed brown and he wore the 'Passion And Fire' T-shirt, which is black. Well..in short, he looks like a gangster.
So..when he rang the bell and told the lady about the pai kam, the lady was opening her door.
Then when she saw Dan combing his hair with his fingers..like what junior gangsters normally do.. she slammed the door. SLAMMED.
Hey..don't make my church friends sad!
He was kind of heartbroken.

Lots of similar stories happened to us.

It would take me too long to explain.
Thank God it didn't rain..like Anton said..God! Even if it rains.. I am NOT GOING BACK INSIDE THE CAR!!

And 'cos we finished early.. we went to the mamak store. Well..we went there many times..they practically know us already. Best customers much?
And Grace told Andrew to order Layered Milk Tea. At least..that's what I think it's called..
And now he's addicted to it. Or more like..loves it.
Next week..we're going to try Layered Milk Coffee!
It's similar to the tea except they use coffee.
It's really nice.. you should try it!
Made up of..
1/3 of brown sugar syrup
1/3 of milk
1/3 of tea

Nothing else!
And yes.. I owe Grace a drink..
But Andrew ended up paying.
So now I owe 2 people.
AARGH!
There were some leftover oranges.. so I took some back.
TOO MANY ORANGES!!!
And after we finished the Pai Kam.. it started raining!
Praise The Lord! :)

THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS SATURDAY SCHOOL

Okaay... I said I would post Rohen's group English acting-thingy... but it's postponed to tomorrow 'cos I need to go out for Pai Kam @ church soon. AARGH why does a day only have 24 hours?!
So..Saturday school.
Not bad...except had to wake up at 6!!
Yeah...6?!
And kind of spoilt my day.. but was fun!
Daryl didn't come and neither did Chris..so Geraldine and Sean sat with me.
Thanks guys! *hugs*
At least I'm not lonely now. :)
Managed to finish my project... woodwork. *applause*
Finally! After all these years! *overreacting*
During Seni time..lots of laughs.
Teach helped Kong paint his picture tree... a catan of something scenery-ish.
Then Kong messes up with his other trees..
and then when teach came and saw his painting..
"Aargh! My trees!"
Teach also helped Sean and Geraldine paint some of their stuff..
And meanwhile I'm thinking...
"Hey! How about me? Don't I get to have my painting painted too?"
Ai Mun's painting was awesome too.. it looked like something from autumn season.
Jia Yinn redid hers.. and it's awesome!! But the redo is better. :)
Then school over..
And now I'm typing on the computer.
Short huh?
Well...need to rush! 15 more mins till I have to go!
Bye!