SEAFIELD GOSS POST-VALENTINE SPECIAL!!!

Hey Y'all!
Seafield G is back...
WITH A VALENTINE SPECIAL!!!
YOU'D BETTER ENJOY THIS..
AS WE SACRIFICED OUR PRECIOUS HOLS FOR THIS!!!
Okaay...for some of you who dedicated the wrong song to your beloved one.. we're gonna help you out!
After all..you all want to end up like this couple...do you?
WARNING:PG 13

Well...James here SMSes and says,
'Seafield Goss, can I know the meaning of the song, 'You're Beautiful' by James Blunt?'
Hey James, what a coincidence!
We'd better start, as James Blunt is going to sing soon.
No way!
Shh...listen!
'My life is brilliant...'
See..he sang at the wrong time...now he has to sing that line all over again.
Okay James? Take it away!

My life is brilliant..
I'm very smart.
My love is pure..
I never did 'that one' before.
I saw an angel..
My house is haunted.
I'm very sure..
I'm very sure.
She smiled at me at the subway..
There's someone stalking me on the MRT.
She was with another man..
She's a chickopeh.
But I won't lose sleep all night 'cos I've got a plan..
My mattress very comfortable.
You're Beautiful..
You're very pretty.
You're Beautiful..
You're very pretty.
You're Beautiful, it's true..
I not bluffing.
I saw your face, in a crowded place..
You're also quite fat, 'cos so many people and I still can see you.
But I don't know what to do..
'Cos I got no food.
'Cos I'll never be with you.
I'm scared you eat me up.

Don't dedicate this song, James!
Later you kena tampar then how?!