THE END OF THE WORLD!!

THIS JUST IN FROM SEAFIELD GOSS!!!

RUN!!! ITS THE APOCALYPSE!!!

Viewers are advised to cover their heads and hide under tables..write their wills and eat chicken as THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING!!!
An epidemic known as *exam zombifying* is slowly eating away the souls of teens everywhere.What will happen to our next generation?!
Symptoms of the virus include...

A will to study until the late night hours

Tantrum-throwing

Skipping the bathroom in favour of more studying

Teachers nagging about your results

Parents nagging at you to study

Everyone looking like they have a hangover

You feeling like you've been trying to drink every drop of alcohol in a bar where the drinks aren't watered..and the first-aid-kit consists of a gun that you can use to put yourself out of your misery..

Well...if you'll excuse me...I'll hide under my blankets and hope the end will be quick.
Till then...