HOLEY CRAP?! *A Seafield Goss Story*

True to the above title...
Fazriyan a.k.a. You Know Who...
CAME TO MY CHURCH!!!
AARGH!!! NOW HE'S SOILED IT WITH HIS CRUMMY GERM-COOTIES!!

Prime suspect for case : Hong Wei. Guilty as charged.Sentenced to 10 years in jail.

Source : Su Ann.

Judge : My suspicion.

Neutral Party : Esther Lim. (ooo...party!!!)

11 Oct 2009, Sunday
Hong Wei was seen bringing You Know Who into church...I didn't see him...but only knew when Su Ann told me during communion.Police have found a trail of gay-ness at the scene...along with some sweet-talk and mixed emotions.(man...what am I writing here?)
Bystanders were questioned and asked about his arrival...but most shrugged and said they had NO idea.At half past ten..You Know Who was heard asking Esther about should he take communion service..to which Esther responded we should only take it after baptism.
You Know Who was just acting normally after that until the end of the service.After communion...I said hi to You Know Who..to confirm he really was him.(AND OMG IT REALLY WAS HIM!!! AARGH!!!)He responded blurredly at first...then finally said...HI JOEE!!! in that tone that makes everyone disgusted.I laughed because it was kind of funny and sick at the same time..and continued listening to the rest of the service.
After the sermon...You Know Who approached me and started asking me all sorts of questions..to which I responded with a shrug.He later asked me whether I was going to SCG class but I said no.After all...a girl's gotta go back home and talk to her dad on Skype...right?
He later moved on to talk with the other boys...though I doubt he will find any subjects to blather about with them..
That's all the information we know about that incident.
If you have any extra information...please call :
555-555-5555555555555-55555.
Or send us an email at :
uselesscrap@hotmail.com.
*The above email is fake and therefore should NOT be sent any messages.

Anybody with extra information will recieve a reward :

A LIFETIME'S SUPPLY OF STRING!!!

*This post is a work of fiction...any resemblance to people, plants, or animals was purely coincidental.

That's it for now...
You have been watching *ahem* reading Seafield Gossip..
And we're your lovely hosts..
C.Ryan and J.Lim!!
Well mostly J.Lim.
Till then...Bye!