OMGosh..Virus goes critical!!! *imitates Anakin Skywalker's yell in Episode III*

JUST IN!!! LATEST REPORT ABOUT THE EXAMS VIRUS!!!

RADIATION ALERT!!! DON'T COME CLOSE!!! MILLIONS HAVE ALREADY BEEN INFECTED!!!MORE THAN HALF OF MY MSN CONTACTS HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED SEVERE NAGGING AND HEADACHES DUE TO OVER READING OF TEXTBOOKS!!!MOST ARE ALREADY INTO STAGE 3 OF THE VIRUS AND HAVE BEEN SENT TO THE EMERGENCY WARD IN THE HOSPITAL!!!MAKE SURE TO WEAR A MASK EVERYTIME YOU GO TO SCHOOL OR TALK WITH YOUR TEACHERS,SINCE SOURCES SAY THEY ARE THE MAIN COURSE OF THE VIRUS AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH AFTER EVERY MEAL!!!

THIS IS YOUR HOST,J. LIM, SAYING,AARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
WHEN WILL THIS PANDEMIC EVER END?!
couldn't think of anything else to do.Hehe